Walking the other way while I was passing the arch:
Girl: The highest paid prostitutes are paid more than the lowest paid architects.
Guy: Then why don’t you just be a prostitute?
Near the entrance of my dorm:
What’s the difference between a vest and a cardigan?
Not being in a sorority must be terrible.
Outside after the fire alarm went off:
Is it bad that I joined a feminist group because I want to meet a girl?
In the dining hall:
Guy: Do you know any French people?
Me: Yeah. There’s actually one who goes here.
Guy: Is his name Jacques?
Me: Um, no…
Guy: He probably lied to you. His name is probably Jacques.
Also in the dining hall:
I just now figured out that in The Sound of Music that they’re running away from Nazis. I thought at the end they just wanted to travel.
On the bus:
But why would you want to get your dog spayed or neutered? It’s SO MEAN not to let them have babies!